yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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