you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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