singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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