Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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