And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.