you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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