grandma shit on top of the toilet
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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