Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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