Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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