Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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