But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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