I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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