I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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