I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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