I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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