I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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