your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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