Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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