YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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