I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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