Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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