HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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