He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize