So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i think i have herpe
just one?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
