it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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