She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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