I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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