Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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