Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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