I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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