....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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