you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
false alarm, still single
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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