Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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