Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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