I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
