Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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