scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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