i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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