at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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