Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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