I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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