I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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