He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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