How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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