i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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