i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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