wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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