we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.