The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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