and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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