I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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