Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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