it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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