is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize